A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.

So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her suffering.



Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.



My goodness! the woman exclaimed, sounds like leasing a new sports car!



Humm, the doctor murmured, too obvious, huh?