Buying aspirin

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since
young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some
aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets
of condoms.

I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms.

Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking
for aspirin with a tic in your eye?

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