01
Sep

Buying Condoms

Three years ago, after my divorce, I found myself
in the position of having to buy condoms, something
I hadnt had to do for better than twenty years.
The selection was overwhelming, and I asked the
pharmacy clerk for some help.

He extolled the virtues of latex, ribbed, lubricated,
colored, glow in the dark (assuming you cant find
it any other way), Magnum size (no laughing), and more.
At last, as he was running out of breath, I asked
which condom he recommended. He replied The condom
made of lambs intestine has a more natural feel.
I said Not to us city boys.

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