Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Its Cool Whip time!
4. If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst!
5. Thats one terrific spread!
6. Im in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, youll get some!
10. Dont play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didnt expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. Youll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that!
18. Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen