Buzz Off

One day, two bees are buzzing around whats left of a rose bush.

Hows your summer been? asks bee number one.

Not too good, says bee two. Lotta rain, lotta cold. There arent enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen.

The first bee has an idea. Hey, why dont you go down to the corner and hang a left? Theres a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit.

Bee two buzzes, Thanks! and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into each other again.

How was the bar mitzvah? asks the first bee.

Great! replies the second.

The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friends head, and inquires, Whats that on your head?

A yarmulke, is the answer. I didnt want them to think I was a Wasp.

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