Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Robert Mugabe died & went straight to hell.Queen Elizabeth II said I miss Britain, I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied Five million dollars She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied Ten million dollars With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Zimbabwe, I want to see how everybody is doing there. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody. He called Zimbabwe and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied One dollar. Mugabe is stunned & says One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar?? The Devil says Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, its local