10
Feb
Bob calls in to his job:
Hey, boss Im not coming to work today. Im really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so Im not coming into work.
The boss says:
You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! Ill be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.