Two businessmen were talking about good places to have lunch. One said, Maxies is a wonderful place for lunch. You go in for lunch and everyone says hello, immediately a delicious sandwich and a cold beer are set up on the bar for you. Thats followed by several more cold beers and its all on the house. They have music and you get to dance a bit and then you go into a back room and have wonderful sex. When its time for you to leave, the bartender gives you a twenty dollar bill and invites you to come back anytime.

The other man says, Youve got to be kidding. I find that really hard to believe. Do you go there often?

No, his friend replies, actually Ive never been there but my sister goes every noon.