Car needs a fixin!

My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car wont start, but I know what the problem is.

I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.

I thought for a moment, then said, You know I dont mean this badly, but you dont know the carburetor from the accelerator.

No, theres definitely water in the carburetor she insisted.

OK, Honey, thats fine, Ill just go take a look. Where is it?

In the lake!

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