Careful What You Wish For

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The one who was giving the party said, Weve blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, Ive never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand.

Next, it was the birthday boys turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, Well, Id like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me.

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

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