Casino Player

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when I m completely nude.

With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, Mama needs new clothes. Then she yells, YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON.

She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, What did she roll, anyway?

The other answers, I dont know. I thought YOU were watching.

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb.

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