What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?

SPARKY!!!

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a professional smart person by your friends.
You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator?
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Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.

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2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator?
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Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

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3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend?
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Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.

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4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it?
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Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, Now, what do I give them to drink?

Did you hear?

The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery

Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: Jesus is watching you!

Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. Jesus is watching you – said the voice.

The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.

Was that you who said Jesus is watching me? he asked.

Yes said the parrot.

The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, Whats your name?

Clarence answered the bird. Thats a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burgler. What idiot named you Clarence?

The parrots answer: The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus.

A: Because its too far to walk.

Q: Why didnt the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: Because he didnt have any guts.

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

Thats the most amazing thing Ive seen, I said. That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.

The man turned to me and said, Yeah, it is. He hated the book.

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a
man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200
men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and
asked who was in the first one. My wife, the man replied.

Im sorry, said Dave. What happened to her?
My dog bit her and she died.

Dave was taken aback. And whos in the second hearse?
My mother-in-law. My dog bit her too and she died as well.

Dave asked, Can I borrow your dog?
Get in line.

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.