Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?Would you please pronounce where we are…very slowly?The blonde guy leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg.

A: Its too hard to retrain them.

A: I dont know, there are some things even a blonde wont do.

Why dont blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they cant fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

This story would go in rec.humor except a personal friend of the woman
involved assured me it actually happened:
(This is more likely an urban legend.)

The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he
walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:

I bet youre going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmans Ball.

He replied:

No, Highway Patrolmen dont have balls.

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what
hed said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

(Is this how urban legends get started?)

The Polymath (aka: Jerry Hollombe, hollombe@TTI.COM)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one."Meow," says the redhead. "It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack."Woof," says the brunette. "Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack."Potatoes," says the blonde.

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all of the Ws!

Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G. S. T.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: Ill have a B and C.

Bartender:What is a B and C?.

Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.

Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T.

Bartender: Whats a G and T?

Redhead: Gin and tonic.

Blonde: Ill have a 15.

Bartender: Whats a 15?

Blonde: 7 and 7

The angry preacher…

The preacher rose with a red face. Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!

No one moved.

The preacher continued, Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.