A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder .

When he got close hes saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, Pull over!

The blonde shouted back, No! Its a sweater!

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of
higher learning?
A: A visitor.

A: To cover up the valve stem.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?

A: A brain tumor.

Q: Whats a blondes favorite wine?

A: Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!

Q: What do blondes say after sex?

A1: Thanks, Guys!
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?
A4: Who were all those guys?