Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.

Q: What do members of a good basketball team have in common with a roomful of men and a blonde?



A: Everybody scores!

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, You wanna hear a blonde joke? The person replies, I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke? The man thinks for a while and replies, Not if I have to explain it three times.

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

There were three girls: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were running from the cops, when they ran to a farm and hid, the cops closely on their trail.

The brunette hid with the ducks. The redhead hid with the cows. And the blonde hid with potatoes.

The cops looked in the ducks pen and the brunette said, Quack, quack, quack…

The cops then looked into the cows area and the redhead said, Moooooo…

Finally, the cops looked in the the potato patch and the blonde said, Potatoooooo…

Q. Why do blondes where pig tails?

A. handle bars

She had it bronzed.

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22….”

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.