Q: Why couldnt the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: She didnt know what ONE came first…

A: Theyre too hard to peel.

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.

He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.

Well, said the demon, the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes dont!

A: They dont know the route.

One day a blonde came into the store and came up to the slerk.

May I have that toaster? she asked. The clerk shook his head.

Im sorry, but I cant sell it to a blonde, said the clerk.

So the next day, a redhead came in.

May I have that toaster? she asked the clerk. The clerk shook his head.

Im sorry, we dont sell it to blondes. he replied. The blonde took off her wig and asked the clerk, How did you know I was a blonde?

Because thats a TV, said the clerk.

There was a blonde, red, and brunette head and they each called into a radio station and had to say how many ns were in Indiana Jones. The brunette called and said three, she got the money. the red called and said three she got the money. The blonde called in and said seventy seven. He asked how did you get seventy seven? she said you know the theme song. nanananananananananananananana….

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?

A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD…”

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because thats where your supposed to wash vegetables.

A lady walks into a lesbian bar and orders a Bloody Mary. A blonde walks over to her and said Where do you know me from?