There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet? She looked at him and indignantly replied: Well Duhhh!, Im still winning

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didnt then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, Ill get off.

After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.

A young woman wen tto a doctor and told him, You have to help me. I hurt all over.

What do you mean? asked the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, Ow! That hurts. Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, Ouch! That hurts, too. Then she touched her right earlobe. Ow, even that hurts.

The doctor asked the woman, Are you a natural blonde?

Why, yes, she said.

I thought so, said the doctor. You have a sprained finger

A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants just as long as he cuts around the headphones. So the guy says cool until he runs into a problem, he says Ms.? Ms.? Finally he just takes them off and the blonde drops dead!!

He puts the headphones on and he hears BREATHE IN…..BREATHE OUT…..BREATHE IN…..BREATHE OUT.

There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.

She called it Harrybutt.

She had a child and named in Crack.

She lost Crack and couldnt find him.

So she called the police and said, I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldnt find my crack!

-Home

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits?

The blonde, because she was

18.

One day a blonde, tried of being made fun of for her hair color, decided that she should trick some people by dying her hair brown. Now, the newly-brunetted blonde went off in search of someone to prove her intelligence to.The first person she came to was a farmer watching his herd of sheep. What a great opportunity, thinks the blonde. So, she walks up to him and says Hey, if I can tell you how many sheep are in that whole herd without counting, will you give me one of them? Now, it was a very big herd, so the farmer says, Why not? So, whats your guess?368, the blonde-in-disguise replies.The farmer is shocked, thats exactly the right answer! Well, the blonde claimed her prize, and was smugly walking away, when the farmer ran back up to her.Um, Miss? he said, If I can guess your real hair color, will you give me back my dog?

A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. Theyve never met.