Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

How do you kill a blonde?


Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool and tell her to go smell it.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just dont remember who with.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

A: She threw it off a cliff.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

Maam, is there a reason that youre weaving all over the road?
The woman replied, Oh officer, thank goodness youre here!
I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.
I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, –
Maam… thats your air freshener!

Did you hear about the dead blonde terrorists?

They died faxing a letter bomb.

I hope you enjoy this Humor list as much as I do. Of course I once was a blonde. Sara

Q:What do you call a blonde with hair dyed brunette

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A: Artificial Intelligence

A young blonde woman walks into an appliance store and says, Id like to buy that TV the employee says Sorry I cant sell that TV to blondes. So she goes home, dyes her hair red and says Id like to buy that TV. The employee says, I cant sell that TV to blondes. So she dyes her hair black, goes back and says Id like to buy that TV. Once again the employee says the same thing. The blonde says Ive tried to buy that TV 3 times! How did you know I was blonde? The employee responds, Because thats not a TV, thats a microwave

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said DISNEYLAND LEFT. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself Oh, well ! and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.