A: Under 17 not admitted!

What did the blonde chicks left leg say to her right leg?

Long time, no see!

Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Pepsi. One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friends glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

Only one calorie per can, she read aloud.

Hmm, murmured the other blonde.

I wonder which glass has the calorie?

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in her car and sees the women, in the boat, in the field rowing away.

The blonde in the car stops, jumps out and yells, Hey you… Its women like you who give blondes a bad name!! And if I knew how to swim I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS!!!

A: Because they cant spell PORSCHE.

How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island 20 miles from shore. They decide to try to swim to shore. The brunette swims 7 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The redhead swims 10 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde swims 19 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You dont know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.He said, Im going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol. She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, It looks like youve had a couple of stiff ones.She replied, You mean it shows that, too?!

Another blonde, another store. . .

She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:
I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.

Does he use the ball kind? inquired the clerk.

No, replied the blonde, The kind for under his arms.