A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says,You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much. The woman says,Okay. Give me a nice house. The genie replies, You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two. The the lady asks,Give me a gorgeous man. The genie replies,You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two. The lady says,For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.

A: Divorced.

Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, Sorry, try again.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

A: Dual Airbags.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers every month?

A: Because it says right on it good for up to 20 pounds.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.

Q: What do you call a smart blond?

A: A golden retriever!

There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river.

The brunette wanted to get to the side the blonde was on so she yelled across how do you get to the other side? to the blonde.

The blonde answered DUH! You ARE on the other side!.