Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?

He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the
first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out GREEN SIDE UP!.

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled GREEN SIDE UP!.

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled GREEN SIDE UP!.

The lady then asked him, Why do you keep yelling green side up?.

Im sorry, came the reply. But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly. Upon Jeffs arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. Where is my friend Mike? Jeff asked. St. Peters replies, Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven. Jeff was bothered by this and asked, Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK? So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer. I dont mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell. says Jeff.Its not as it appears to be. says St. Peter. You
see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesnt.

I once knew a blonde who sold her car for gas money.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says Youve got to come over here and help me with this killer jigsaw puzzle! I dont know how to get it started!! Her boyfriend asks Whats it supposed to be when its done? The blonde replies According to the box, its supposed to be a tiger.So her boyfriend comes over and the blonde shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He examines the peices for a moment and then looks at the box and says First of all, I suggest you make a cup of strong coffee and then well put all these frosted flakes back in the box!

Why cant you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door.

A: (Screaming) I said: Im drunk!

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A: Write Please turn over on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

Q: There was a blonde and a brunette on a cliff they had to jump to get down who do you think got down first?

A: The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions and fix her makeup.