Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?

A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: What did the blondes mom say to her before the blondes date?

A: If youre not in bed by 12, come home.

guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

I liked it, but I couldnt understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, she said.

What do you mean?

he asked.

Well, everyone kept yelling, Get the quarter back!

A You shine a flashlight in her ear.

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her.Finally the man behind her said, Will you hurry up were all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde turned around and said, No way. Im still winning."

Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gyneas waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead and one was a brunnette).

The brunette proudly says Im gonna have a son coz my husband was on top!

Then the red says If thats the case, then Im gonna have a daughter coz I was on top!.

All of a sudden the blonde gets hysterical and cries IM GONNA HAVE PUPPIES!

There were two blondes driving along, and they passed this paddock. And in the middle of this paddock, there was another blonde rowing a boat.

The blonde that was driving the car then said to her friend Its blondes like that, that give us blondes a bad name. I am this far from swimming out there and slapping her

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: You wave at her

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.

A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.