Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.

James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced. After the divorce was granted, that same day, as they stood facing each other for what could be the last time, James asked Beverly if she would mind him asking one last question. Not at all, go right ahead, she replied.

Well, their is one thing that has always bother me. We have five kids with brown hair but youngest one, little Jimmy, has blonde hair. So, please tell me, whose kid is Jimmy?

I just cant tell you, James. The answer would hurt you too much.

Ill be fine. Now that were divorced, finding out whoever Jimmy came from cant hurt me too much.

Well, if its that important to you…Jimmy is your child.

Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?

A: She had to break a window to get out!

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?

A: One.

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it wont follow you around for a week.

One day a blonde went up to a soda machine and put in her money, pushed a button and a soda came out. She put in more money and got another soda. Then a guy came up behind her and was wating for his turn to get a soda.The blonde was still putting in change and getting sodas. Are you done yet, the guy finally asked.Then the blonde replied, No, Im winning.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade, Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because shes 18.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?

A: She peed on her corn flakes.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?