Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

A: Chances are theyll both end up in the gutter.

Bury a blonde.

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said Oh, look at the deer tracks.

The other blonde looks and says Those arent deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.

No. Those are deer tracks.

They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What is every blondes ambition in life?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?

A: Im sooo drunk!

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) I said: Im drunk!

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?

A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?

A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

A: Finger on chin-I dont know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?

A2: So that when theyre on the train they can tell if theyre going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because thats where youre supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers every month?

A: Because it says on the box: good for up to 20 pounds.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

One day two blondes were walking down the street when they found a compact. The first blonde picked up the little mirror and looked into it and said to the other blonde, Hey that person looks really familiar. Puzzled the second blonde looked into to the compact and said, Silly, thats me!

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the brides train.

A: From eating with forks.

A blonde female police officer stops a blonde female for speeding and says, You were going pretty fast. I am going to have to ask to see your license.

The blonde motorist digs through her purse and then looks up at the officer, and says, Can you tell me what it looks like?

The officer replies, Its rectangular and has your picture on it.

The blonde motorist digs through her purse some more and finds a small rectangular makeup mirror, looks at it and then hands it to the officer.

The officer looks at the mirror for a moment and says, You can go. I didnt know you were a cop.

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while. Then one has the idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.HURRY, HURRY," she urges. "ITS GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!