A man sees a blonde woman at the beach one day sporting a walkman and headphones, but thinks nothing of it.



The next day, he sees the same blonde woman at the grocery store, still with the walkman and headphones on. A little suprised, he goes on with his shopping.



The next day was Sunday, and the man headed off to church. The man arrived at the church and found a seat just as the preacher was beginning the sermon. Halfway through the sermon, the man looked over, and to his surprise, saw the same blonde woman. Even more shocking, she was STILL wearing the headphones! The man was so curious as to why she was wearing the headphones, he jumped up, ran over to the woman, and ripped the headphones off her head. She

immediately fell to the ground, clutching her throat. The man, horrified, picked up the headphones to see what was playing in them. To his amasement, the same thing was playing over and over again:



Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…

A blonde,brunette and a redhead all step up to a mysterious magig mirror. A sign beside it says: If you lie while looking in this mirror you will dissapear. The brunette appraches the mirror and says: I think im the smartest girl in the world and she dissapeared. The redhead approaches the mirror and says: I think Im the hottest girl in the world. and she dissapeared. Then the blonde appraches the mirror and says: I think, and she dissapeared

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."So they went home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, to yell for Daddy!

A blonde a brunette and a
redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to
escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes
on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see
what the noise was so the brunette says, meow meow. The guards say,
dont worry it was just a cat. So then the redhead has to go, she gets
up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come
out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, meow meow. The
guards say, oh never mind, just another cat…

So then its the blondes turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps off
and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all
the noise is so the blonde says, Dont Worry Its Just Another Cat!!

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Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

This blonde calls this rural fire dept. all excited she says come quick my barns on fire, my barns on fire.

The dispatcher says calm down now just tell us how to get there.



She says oh, Dont you have that big red truck anymore?

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What do you call a fly in a blondes brain? A space invader!

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant