By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

Hlades Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.

Kramers Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.

Just when you get really good at something, you dont need to do it anymore.

If facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.