If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopy machine.

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

Harrisbergers Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

Cookes Law: In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

If you have nothing to do, dont do it here.

A little humility is arrogance.

Rule Of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem it always helps you to know the answer.

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Nice guys finish last but it is lonely at the top.

Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning.