Cant produces countercant.

Fetts Law: Never replicate a successful experiment.

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybodys job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldnt do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

You cant outtalk a man who knows what hes talking about.

There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.

When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be illegible.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

He who walks in anothers tracks leaves no footprints.

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.