Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

People dont care how much you know until they know how much you care.

Real programmers print only clean compiles.

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

A disagreeable task is its own reward.

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

Were making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

The think positive leader tends to listen to his subordinates premonitions only during the postmortems.

Youre not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.