The one who says it cant be done should never interrupt the one doing it.

The Law Of The Too Solid Goof: In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct beyond all need of checking contain the errors. Corollary 1: No one you ask for help will see the error either. Corollary 2: Any nagging intruder, who stops by with unsought advice, will spot it immediately.

There is no problem a good miracle cant solve.

Only a fool can reproduce another fools work.

If it is incomprehensible, its mathematics.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

If you want to get along, go along.

OReillys Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible

Ryans Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.