Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly chosen thermonuclear device.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that youre certain youre finished with, you will need it instantly.

Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.

For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.

They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.

Now lets just hope that the unemployment rate doesnt change.

Never eat prunes when you are famished.