People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

I think we should really add to the confusion… Lets call in (Insert Your Favorite Group – Engineering/Financial…)

This space for rent.

Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Beckers Law: It is much harder to find a job than to keep one. – Jules Becker & Co. (Becker goes on to claim that his law permeates industry as well as government, …once a person has been hired inertia sets in, and the employer would rather settle for the current employees incompetence and idiosyncrasies than look for a new employee.)

Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all.

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.

Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.

It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.