Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

Real programmers dont number paragraph names consecutively.

Everything is actually everything else, just recycled.

Finagles Law Of Military Superiority: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt

If a listener nods his head when youre explaining your program, wake him up.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, youre out of a job.

Cropps Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.