Banaceks Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

Captain Pennys Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Cant Fool Mom.

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Hindsight is an exact science.

Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

A penny saved has not been spent.

The only important information in a hierarchy is who knows what.

Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market.

Peters Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.