For every 10 there are 10 1s.

It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyones password to chrysanthemum.

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

4. Sneaking in the bosss desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art.

6. Go into the other genders bathroom without fear of being caught.

7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEOs voice mail.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.

10. Elevator surfing!

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. – Chris Jarocha-Ernst

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

What you dont do is always more important than what you do.

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.