Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

Dont blame me; nobody asked my opinion.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. – Elbert Hubbard

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

Always hire a rich attorney.

First Rule of History: History doesnt repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.