He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

It is not true that life is one thing after another, its one stupid thing over and over.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.

Dont be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Its always darkest just before the lights go out.