It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Two heads are more numerous than one.

Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the water that keeps it green.

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.

Manlys Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Great minds run in great circles.

Boltons Law Of Ascending Budgets: Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess. – Joe Bolton, Fellow of the RAND Graduate Institute

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.