The first time is for love, the next time is $200.

Hubbards Law: Dont take life too seriously; you wont get out of it alive.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to get lost in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Cutler Websters Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle