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You cant fall off the floor.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Too light for heavy work and too heavy for light work.

First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, its uphill and against the wind.

Rosss Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upwars from the floor-especially in the dark.

Has anyone ever heard of a self-made failure?

If you make people think theyre thinking, theyll love you; but if you really make them think theyll hate you.

No matter which direction you start, its always against the wind coming back.

You wont skid if you stay in a rut.