Some see things as they are and ask why?; I dream of things that never were and ask why not? – George Bernard Shaw

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

A good scapegoat is hard to find.

Better latent than never.

You cant get here from there.

When all else fails, try the bosss suggestion.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

The most interesting results happen only once.

Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.

If at first you dont succeed, transform your dataset.