Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you werent.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.

Its better to retire too soon than too late.

Any change looks terrible at first.

We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.

When in trouble, delegate.

Well worry about that when we get there.

An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.