No matter which way you go, its always uphill and against the wind.

Nowlans Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

When in doubt, use brute force.

Gordons First Law: If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less.

The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows dont.

The other line always moves faster.

The chaos in the universe always increases.

Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.