The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

There is no such thing as instant experience.

Goebels Observation On Utopia: If everyone believed in Peace, they would immediately begin fighting over the best way to achieve it.

Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

Achesons Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. – Dean Acheson

By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions.

Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.

If I your opinion, Ill ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).