A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.

A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

Carlsons Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example.

The early bird who catches the worm usually works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

No two identical parts are exactly alike.

It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.

An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

Simmonss Law: The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.