If something is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Barkers Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.

You want it when?

By the time you can make ends meet, theyve moved the ends.

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

The simplest subjects are the ones you dont know anything about.

No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.

Its always the wrong time of the month.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle.