One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.

Dr. Caligaris Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after youve done several hours of work without performing a backup.

Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructors course.

Zalls Laws: First Law – Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. Second Law – How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door youre on.

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

Woods Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.

Be content with what youve got, but be sure youve got plenty.

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all of the parts.