Never invest in anything that eats.

The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Extremes meet.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.

Join in the new game thats sweeping the country. Its called Bureaucracy. Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.

If success consisted simply of not taking chances, then glory would be at the disposal of the most mediocre talent.