There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

When in doubt, take all the time you need to get all the facts, or all the time you have, whichever is less.

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

Menckens Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.

The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.

If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.