The trouble with life is that its a do-it-yourself kit without instructions.

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break.

Greeners Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

The trick is to stop thinking it is your money. – IRS auditor

I would give $1000 to be a millionaire.

Olivers Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

No matter how much you do, youll never do enough.

Hofstadters Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadters Law into account.

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.